Bar-tini Ultra Lounge, 642 10th Ave (btwn 45th/46th Sts), bar-tiniultralounge.com. Were you that nerdy boy locked up in his room playing video games? You’re not alone, and now all those nerdy boys have grown into hot men, so enjoy this party’s free play consoles, card games, and board games, and up the stakes high: whoever loses has to bottom! 7pm–1am; free.
Dancing with Death
The Duplex, 61 Christopher St (@ Seventh Ave), theduplex.com. Death is inevitable, so face it with Thomas Honeck as he explores how death has influenced his life through song. Music, merriment, and madness are promised in this cabaret show. 7pm–8pm; $15 (plus two drink minimum).
Beards and Bears Take Over
Rockbar, 185 Christopher St (@ Weehawken St), rockbarnyc.com. Get up to some serious humpday hijinks as Beardonna and M’Lady Uppercrust host a screening of Sharknado 2, benefitting the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. DJ Chauncey D spins all night. 7pm; $5.
Atlas Social Club, 753 Ninth Ave (btwn 50th/51st Sts), atlassocialclub.com. Joe Roszak’s weekly party is a gathering of gays you want to hang out with dancing to DJ Rico Alexis’ beats and enjoying some fierce cocktails at this sexy Hell’s Kitchen hot spot. 9pm; free.
Eastern Bloc, 505 E Sixth St (btwn Aves A/B), easternblocnyc.com. Join hosts Ruby Roo and Sassy Sam for this anything-goes humpday party. Beat, drinks, boys, and shows; whatever you’re looking for, they got it! 10pm; free.
Hardware, 697 10th Ave (btwn 47th/48th Sts), hardware-bar.com. Paige Turner and DJ Natazu are working it out in Hell’s Kitchen, with a different special guest Working Girl every week. Catch them getting down to business. 10:30pm; free.