For full coverage of Memorial Day Weekend, check out our Roundup, Barbacue Sauced.
WTF is Eurovision
Tandem, 236 Troutman St (btwn Knickerbocker/Wilson Aves), Bushwick, tandembar.net. Join Cybil War to watch Europe’s campy music competition, Eurovision. Tandem regulars Mary Jo Camel Toe and Lady Simon will help her out with performances. 2pm–7pm; free.
The Vaudevillians: Bringing up Baby T
he Laurie Beechman Theatre, 407 W 42nd St (btwn Ninth/Tenth Aves), spincyclenyc.com. Jinx Monsoon and Major Scales return with this follow-up to their smash cabaret comedy. 7pm; $25 general admision/$50 VIP (plus $20 food/drink minimum).
Size Queen Saturdays
Mr. Biggs, 596 10th Ave (btwn 43rd/44th Sts), mrbiggsnewyork.com. Lexi Thomas hosts Shawn Mazur’s weekly sausage fest. The drinks are priced to get you wasted, with $8 Stoli and Absolut cocktails and $5 Café Patron shots. Steamy beats from guest DJs will have you glued to the dance floor. 10pm; free.
Staches and Lashes
Branded Saloon, 603 Vanderbilt Ave (@ Bergen St), brandedsaloon.com. Gender-bending performance group Switch N’ Play’s monthly night of drag returns with guest performances by Sweet Lorraine, Genie Adagio, Zoe Ziegfeld, and Candy Apple. 9pm; $7.
Lovegun, 617 Grand St (btwn Lorimer/Leonard Sts), Williamsburg, 718-388-3411. A Bearded Boy—who has delighted the Internet with his love of shoving things up his bum and taking photos of it—performs at the New York debut of DJ Scooter McCreight’s popular Toronto party. 10pm–3am; $5.
Slake, 251 W 30th St (btwn Seventh/Eighth Aves), holymountain.club. Ladyfag’s multi-floor, multi-room rager is a trippy sci-fi sailor maze this month, with special guests Karin and Dgeral of The Knife and Fever Ray. 11pm; $10 before midnight/$15 general admission.
Stage 48, 605 W 48th St (btwn 11th/12th Aves), vivasaturdays.com. DJ Paulo spins the Memorial Day edition of Ric Sena, John Blair, and Beto Sutter’s weekly circuit bash. 11pm; $20–$25.