The Laurie Beechman Theatre, 407 W 42nd St (Ninth/Tenth Aves), spincyclenyc.com. Fire Island’s Al, Patty, and Busted—two siblings and a dirty drag queen—perform the second installment of their pop culture comedy show with a twist. 7pm; $20 (plus $20 food/drink minimum).
My Geeky Valentine
Rockbar, 185 Christopher St (Weehawken St), geeksout.org. Geeks Out, the gay haven for Star Trek fanatics and comic book aficionados, presents a Valentine’s-themed night of boylesque and drag featuring Misty Meaner, Ginger Rodger, and Alex Beckett, because geeks need love too. 8pm–10pm; $5.
Chinese New Year
Uncle Charlie’s, 139 E 45th St (Lexington/Third Aves), unclecharliesnyc.com. Celebrate the year of the monkey at this quaint Midtown East piano bar featuring drink specials and an outdoor patio. 8pm; free.
Rise, 895 Ninth Ave (56th St), risebarnyc.com. The Hell’s Kitchen boys come out to flirt at Ted Arenas’s swanky lounge featuring surprise performances and DJ Steven Paul. 9pm; free.
Shit Show Fridays
This N’ That, 108 N Sixth St (Berry St/Wythe Ave), Williamsburg, thisnthatbrooklyn.com. A drag show dance party at this popular Brooklyn watering hole featuring Aja, Momoshade, and Andy Sinks, with beats by DJ Kindbud. 10pm; free.
Nowhere, 322 E 14th St (First/Second Aves), nowherebarnyc.com. A fuck you Valentine’s turn-up celebrating Singles Appreciation Day (SAD) hosted by Bryan Beretta and Bryan Pizza, with beats by DJ Dandylion. Beards, red jock straps, and playful couples encouraged. 10pm; free.
Phoenix, 447 E 13th St (First Ave/Ave A), phoenixbarnyc.com. Michael Cohen turns this East Village dive into a raging dance den every Friday featuring cute boys and a rotating cast of popcentric DJs. 10pm; free.
Open House, 244 E Houston St (Aves A/B), openhouse-nyc.com. DJs Honey Dijon and A Village Raid join resident Michael Magnan at Ladyfag’s weekly downtown bash, where hostess Stephanie Stone and co. hold court upstairs. 11pm; free before midnight/$5 general admission.