Thanksgiving at Posh
Posh, 405 W 51st St (@ Ninth Ave), poshbarnyc.com. Go homo for the holidays and hang out with the studs of Hell’s Kitchen all afternoon and all night at this neighborhood favorite. From 3pm until 9pm you can enjoy happy hour specials, and free sliders at 11pm are a nice turkey alternative. DJ Scott Goodz spins at 9pm. 3pm; free.
Gym Sportsbar, 167 Eighth Ave (btwn 18th/19th Sts), gymsportsbar.com. When you’re done stuffing your face at dinner, make your way to this Chelsea sports bar for equal amounts of liquor and hot dudes. Happy hour lasts until 9pm, followed by $6 Absolut vodka drinks and $3 Coors Light drafts all night. 6:30pm; free.
Rockbar, 185 Christopher St (@ Weehawken St), rockbarnyc.com. Do the turkey lurkey dance at Chris Reed’s party, with beefy beats by DJ Kurt Jo. Hopefully you didn’t eat too much, because there’s plenty of stuffing left to go around. 9pm; $5.
Horn of Plenty
The Cock, 29 Second Ave (btwn First/Second Sts), thecockbar.com. Leave it to Daniel Nardicio to keep New York City alive and sexy while everyone is at home drinking white wine with their grandma and pretending to be interested in football. The infamous party promoter and his six signature dancers take over this East Village institution for a night of sleazy fun, with music by DJ Scott Ewalt. Bring plenty of singles for all the turkey on the bar; they’ll gobble your cash right up! 11pm; $10 before midnight/$20 general admission.