BPM, 516 W 42nd St (btwn 10th/11th Aves), bpmny.com. Some of the best female impersonators around take on everyone from Beyoncé to Marilyn Monroe in this fabulous revue. 6pm; $25.
HALLOWEEN: Season of the Witch
Secret Project Robot, 389 Melrose St (btwn Knickerbocker/Irving Aves), Bushwick, secretprojectrobot.org. Party with all of the witches of Bushwick at this DIY art venue. Le Sphinxx, Manifestany Squirtz, Nyx Nightress, and others perform. Get skyclad and dance under the moon to beats by DJs Daian and Sex Lubris. 7pm–2am; $7 advance/$13 general admission.
HALLOWEEN: Night of the Living Drag
Liberty Theatre, 234 W 41st St (btwn Seventh/Eighth Aves), vossnyc.com. These zombies don’t want your brains, they’re more likely to steal your false eyelashes. Sharon needles hosts this night of undead Drag Race realness, with drag zombies Alaska Thunderfuck, BenDeLaCreme, Courtney Act, Darienne Lake, Ivy WInters, Jujubee, Manila Luzon, PhiPhi O'hara, and Raven. DJ Mimi Imfurst will have you dancing the Monster Mash all night. 8pm; $40 in advance/$60 general admission.
The Stonewall Inn, 53 Christopher St (btwn Seventh Ave/Waverly Pl), thestonewallinnnyc.com. DJs Chauncey D and Kristine B spin at this benefit for the Christopher Street Project. Enter the “Best Wig” contest for a chance to win $200. 9pm; free with a wig/$5 general admission.
Posh, 405 W 51st St (@ Ninth Ave), poshbarnyc.com. You know what isn’t sexy? Spending your Saturday night at home with Chinese takeout binge-watching The Good Wife. You know what is sexy? This weekly banger at Posh! Be there for DJ JRoc’s hot pop and Top 40 soundtrack. You know what’s even sexier than that? All the studs you’ll be mingling with this Saturday. 9pm; free.
HALLOWEEN: Super, Scary, Sexy
Pieces, 8 Christopher St (btwn Greenwich Ave/Gay St), piecesbar.com. Whether you spent a ton at Halloween Adventure or crafted your look from scratch, if you think your Halloween costume is major, show it off at Skin Tight USA's Pre-Halloween costume contest. Not only will you get a trial run for the big day, but if you’ve got the best look, you’ll be taking home $500! You’ll also be enjoying yummy shot specials, beats by Nicky Boombox, and Bootsie LeFaris on the mic. 10pm; free.
Lovegun, 617 Grand St (btwn Lorimer/Leonard Sts), Williamsburg, 718-388-3411. Gayletter’s mixed gay dance party returns to Brooklyn, with nasty beats and cute boys packed into Williamsburg’s newest gay hot spot. 10pm; free.
High Tops Saturdays
Boxers HK, 742 Ninth Ave (@ 50th St), boxersnyc.com. DJ T-Boy spins a turned out mix of today’s hottest tracks as you swill beer and cocktails mixed by sexy bartenders and kiki on the roof. 10pm; free.
Black Bear Bar, 70 N Sixth St (btwn Wythe/Kent Aves), Williamsburg, blackbearbk.com. Are you feeling like a predator? Xanadude has plenty of prey if you’re hunting skills are up to snuff. DJs Sean B, Deputy, and Justin Strauss will play beats perfect for a moonlit hunt. 10pm; $5 until midnight/$8 general admission.
Santos Party House, 96 Lafayette St (btwn Walke/White Sts), santospartyhouse.com. Put on your sexiest and scariest fetish gear for the Halloween edition of this steamy party. DJs Peter Napoli, Kevin Graves, and birthday boy Dan Darlington will spin creepy beats all night. Hot guys will be crammed into this happening downtown party spot, so find yourself a sexy zombie, vampire, or werewolf and dance all night. Just make sure you’re home before the sun rises—no one wants to give a handy to a pile of dust! 11pm–6am; $10 before midnight/$20 general admission.