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Hot, hunky Hebrew men all over the city celebrate Hanukkah in the gayest ways possible.
Our Lady J on her eighth annual Christmas show and writing for Transparent.
On Thursdays, Lucy Balls can be found crawling from bar to bar—and possibly on the bar itself.
Rufus and Martha Wainwright are making Christmas a family affair once more with their holiday show.
Your favorite queens, performers, and personalities have a month’s worth of fabulous holiday shows to ring your jingle bells.
Joey Arias and Chris March are taking holiday family dysfunction to a new low in Christmas with the Crawfords.
Lexi Thomas may be a southern girl at heart, but that doesn’t stop her from raging on the Lord’s Day.
Sasha Seven’s Friday nights are spent with the boys and bars of Hell’s Kitchen.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Saturday, December 20

Jackie Beat On Ice

The Laurie Beechman Theater, 407 W 42nd St (btwn Ninth/Tenth Aves), spincyclenyc.com. Everyone’s favorite “abominable snowbitch” is back to prove that it’s not just the characters from Frozen who can entertain on ice—although in Jackie Beat’s case, the ice has more to do with her frigid attitude than an actual rink. She’ll perform holiday song parodies like “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis.” 7pm; $22 (plus $15 food/drink minimum).
 

Gay Geeks of New York Holiday Party

The Ritz, 369 W 46th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), ritzbarandlounge.com. Gather with your favorite geeks for a nerdy holiday celebration, where you can talk about your favorite X-Men Christmas issue, win raffle prizes, and dance the night away. 9pm–3am; $7.
 

Lettuce Rejoice

Metropolitan Room, 34 W 22nd St (btwn Fifth/Sixth Aves), metropolitanroom.com. Comedy queen Hedda Lettuce wants to squeeze every last ounce of fun she can out of 2014, so celebrate  the holidays with her through music, and hi-camp hijinks. 9:30pm; $25 (plus two-drink minimum)/$85–$115 VIP.
 

A Very Muslim Christmas

The Wild Project, 195 E Third St (btwn Aves A/B), thewildproject.com. Nicholas Gorham reminds you what the holidays are all about: fame! This “Hollywood legend” and his family are doing their annual holiday special live from Egypt, and who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into! 8pm; $15.
 

Lost Horizon

Richlane, 595 Union Ave (@ N 10th St), Williamsburg, spunkartsmagazine.wordpress.com. Aaron Tilford spins art-school indie, electro, and experimental beats at this night of high-brow art and low-brow rough trade. 10pm; free.
 

Holy Mountain

Slake, 251 W 30th St (btwn Seventh/Eighth Aves), holymountain.club. This three-level club heats up for Ladyfag’s trippy fantasy. Cakes Da Killa performs live, with DJ sets by Michael Magnan, Nita Aviance, Juliana Huxtable, and others. 11pm; $10 before midnight/$15 general admission.
 

Viva Saturdays

Stage 48, 605 W 48th St (btwn 11th/12th Aves), vivasaturdays.com. DJ Paulo brings the noise at this week’s edition of John Blair, Beto Sutter, Ric Sena, and BoiParty’s circuit rage. 11pm; $20–$25.
 

Brüt

Santos Party House, 96 Lafayette St (btwn Walker/White Sts), santospartyhouse.com. Dan Darlington and Peter Napoli take over Santos’ upper level for another night of sexy fun, with half naked men dancing to their steamy beats. Hot ginger Seth Fornea joins the go-go squad. 11pm; $10 before 

 

Saturday, December 20, 2014