Jackie Beat On Ice
The Laurie Beechman Theater, 407 W 42nd St (btwn Ninth/Tenth Aves), spincyclenyc.com. Everyone’s favorite “abominable snowbitch” is back to prove that it’s not just the characters from Frozen who can entertain on ice—although in Jackie Beat’s case, the ice has more to do with her frigid attitude than an actual rink. She’ll perform holiday song parodies like “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis.” 7pm; $22 (plus $15 food/drink minimum).
Gay Geeks of New York Holiday Party
The Ritz, 369 W 46th St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), ritzbarandlounge.com. Gather with your favorite geeks for a nerdy holiday celebration, where you can talk about your favorite X-Men Christmas issue, win raffle prizes, and dance the night away. 9pm–3am; $7.
Metropolitan Room, 34 W 22nd St (btwn Fifth/Sixth Aves), metropolitanroom.com. Comedy queen Hedda Lettuce wants to squeeze every last ounce of fun she can out of 2014, so celebrate the holidays with her through music, and hi-camp hijinks. 9:30pm; $25 (plus two-drink minimum)/$85–$115 VIP.
A Very Muslim Christmas
The Wild Project, 195 E Third St (btwn Aves A/B), thewildproject.com. Nicholas Gorham reminds you what the holidays are all about: fame! This “Hollywood legend” and his family are doing their annual holiday special live from Egypt, and who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into! 8pm; $15.
Richlane, 595 Union Ave (@ N 10th St), Williamsburg, spunkartsmagazine.wordpress.com. Aaron Tilford spins art-school indie, electro, and experimental beats at this night of high-brow art and low-brow rough trade. 10pm; free.
Slake, 251 W 30th St (btwn Seventh/Eighth Aves), holymountain.club. This three-level club heats up for Ladyfag’s trippy fantasy. Cakes Da Killa performs live, with DJ sets by Michael Magnan, Nita Aviance, Juliana Huxtable, and others. 11pm; $10 before midnight/$15 general admission.
Stage 48, 605 W 48th St (btwn 11th/12th Aves), vivasaturdays.com. DJ Paulo brings the noise at this week’s edition of John Blair, Beto Sutter, Ric Sena, and BoiParty’s circuit rage. 11pm; $20–$25.
Santos Party House, 96 Lafayette St (btwn Walker/White Sts), santospartyhouse.com. Dan Darlington and Peter Napoli take over Santos’ upper level for another night of sexy fun, with half naked men dancing to their steamy beats. Hot ginger Seth Fornea joins the go-go squad. 11pm; $10 before