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Rockbar, 185 Christopher St (@ Weehawken St), rockbarnyc.com. What’s the squelching sound, you ask? It’s the sound of men in rubber gear headed to the Mr. American Rubber meet-n-greet. ONYX North East will get you liquored up on Jello shots (they’ll slide right off your rubber if you spill). There’s also a raffle, suit rentals and DJ Brian Richards spinning rock beats. 10pm; $3.
Open House, 244 E Houston (btwn Aves A/B), openhouse-nyc.com. If you’re wishing for a dance floor crammed with sexy people, this party makes those wishes come true every. You can thank Ladyfag, Michael Magnan, Honey Dijon, a rotating cast of guest DJs and hosts Amanda Lepore and Stephanie Stone for making your wishes come true. 11pm; free before midnight/$5 general admission.
The Spectrum, 59 Montrose Ave (btwn Leonard/Lorimer Sts), Williamsburg, email@example.com. It’s finally spring which means it’s time to get sprung at Trey LaTrash’s wickedly zany monthly rage. Music and shows from Boywolf, Rify Royalty, Mind Dynamics, Poolboy92, Halcyon, Ghouls, Logwad, Crowhurst, Lady Miaou, Helixx and more. 10pm; $10.