Did Conan O’Brien marry Lindsay Lohan and Neil Patrick Harris on The Jersey Shore last night? Read on…
Got Gay-tention Deficit Disorder? Did Conan O’Brien marry Lindsay Lohan and Neil Patrick Harris on The Jersey Shore last night? Read on…
1) Lindsay Lohan’s life has officially turned into a joke we would have made about her five years ago.
2) St. Mark’s Bookshop got its rent reduced!
3) The lyrics to Madonna’s upcoming single, “Give Me All Your Love,” have hit the Internet. (We are currently composing melodies in our heads!)
4) Apparently, one of the Jersey Shore guys doesn’t mind getting head from dudes. We’re embarrassed to admit how hot we think that is.
5) It’s been four days and we cannot stop looking at this photo.
6) Did you watch Conan marry two dudes on his show last night? We bet it was sweet. We didn’t watch cause we were in bed crying about not having babies with Neil Patrick Harris.
7) Whatever. If we had babies we’d have to buy diapers and shit instead of blowing our paycheck at the Buckler sample sale this weekend.