Got Gay-tention Deficit Disorder? Did The Situation and Lana Del Rey Try to Cover Up Adam Levine’s Gay Lover Who Went Down on the Titanic? Read on...

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March 22, 2012

1) The Situation is going to rehab. Withdrawal bloating is pretty much inevitable.

2) Lana Del Rey is gonna try her hand at performing live again. Let’s see how she does at Irving Plaza in June.

3) Adam Levine is in negotiations to appear in Season Two of American Horror Story. We can only assume it will involve some reason for him to get naked.

4) The post-fire rumors continue to swirl about the The Pines.

5) Is anti-gay bias the source of all the heat Greenpoint’s gay bars have been taking?

6) When you see Titanic in 3D, don’t forget about the story of this heroic homo who went down with the ship.