Bear overlord Robert Valin brings DJ Chauncey D to man the turntables for hairy hunks. Forage for sweet honeys and drink-up $3 Bud and Bud Lights and $5 infused vodkas. 9pm; free.

DJs Lord G, Beyond and Lokito spin for queens and eses downing dollar drinks till 11pm and free shots at midnight. continue reading »

Fridays are swanky at this midtown club, home to Tony Fornabaio and Brandon Voss’ weekly party. House beats from DJs Lady Bunny and Keo Nozari get the weekend started right. 10pm; free.

At Chris Ryan and Ryan Christian’s weekly romp, dudes who flex the “muscle of the week” get free drinks and prizes. Shy boys can still enjoy tracks from DJ Xavier. 10pm; free.

Mike Dreyden’s hirsute celebration continues to bring in the big boys for $2 Bud Light drafts, $3 MGD cans, a free buffet and Jewish chanteuse Chevonne. continue reading »

Hungry for an early-in-the-week throwdown? DJ Jeff Wrestleboy spins indie anthems, UK pop and crisco disco at this cruisey bar. Porn-star bartender Hunter James mixes up recession-friendly cocktails and shots as go-go hunks gyrate and East Village boys exchange knowing glances. 11pm; $5.

Grab your balls as Murray Hill and Linda Simpson crack wise and oversee 15 rounds of Bingo, with prizes ranging from cruddy giveaways to theater tickets, booze and cold hard cash. 7:30pm–10pm; Free.

Kenny Kenny and Susanne Bartsch gather nightlife tribes so everyone from bears to twinks can live in harmony. Chuck Attix, Dirty Martini and Desi Monster host DJ Johnny Dynell. 10pm; free.

Sunday’s eternally popular blow-out at this Asian-inspired ballroom in the Maritime brings out the jet-set gay-lebrities, South American tourists and the B&T to dance to DJ Honey Dijon’s hot electro. 10pm; free.

Brooklyn hipsters come to Carroll Gardens for $4 Peronis, $6 martinis, pop tracks and those famous artisanal slices. 8pm; free.

It’s colder than hell outside, but seen-and-be-seen gays still pack into B Bar’s enclosed (and heated) patio every Tuesday for cheap drinks and a fashionable A-list crowd. 10pm; free.

It’s been around since before the first stroller hit Eighth Avenue, but the venerable Chelsea landmark is hosting its first leather contest tonight. Emcee Will Clark puts the men through their paces, with judge Mike Dreyden crowning the winner and singer Ron Perkov providing some sideline entertainment. 9pm.

Furry and muscle-bound regulars gather in the basement of this Chelsea pub. Say ta-ta to the work week with DJs Rich King and Gustavo, drink specials and a collection of man-treats. 10pm; $5.

DJ Robert Maril channels the hedonistic 1970s at this booty-bumper. With $5 top-shelf drink specials, we predict you’ll be feeling mighty real. 9pm; free.

Yamil, Mickey and J-Sin host DJs Lord G, Beyond, Lokito and Cezamaze and a dozen Latino go-go gods at At Louis “Loca” M’s caliente throwdown. Patrons enjoy $1 drinks till 11pm and a free shot at midnight. 10pm–5am; free before midnight/$5 with invite/$10 general admission.

Franco DiLuzio and Mark Lander’s Saturday slam is packed to the rafters every week with hot homos of every stripe, chatting away and grooving to sexy sounds from DJ Bill Coleman. 10pm; free.

The latest edition of the Center’s bi-weekly dance party is aimed at HIV+ men and their supporters. Folsom Street Fair regular DJ Tony Ruiz brings the beats. 8pm; $10.

In the far west side, muscle gods work their thing thanks to urban jams from DJ Ironbound and dangerously delicious drink specials. 10pm; cover varies.

DJ  Steve Sidewalk entrances the boys at this college-crowd haunt. Host Charles Winters makes sure everyone gets his share of 2-for-1 cocktails before midnight. 10pm; $15 with college ID/$20 general admission. 18+

You can’t buy your way into the Oscars, but you can get a ticket to this star-studded awards ceremony. Alan Cumming hosts presenters Nigel Barker, Gabourey Sibide, Bryan Batt, Sandra Bernhard, Brian Graden and Sigourney Weaver, and special honorees Cynthia Nixon and Joy Behar. The evening includes a silent auction, dinner, and after-party with Bianca Del Rio and DJ Corey Craig. Mar 13 at 4pm; $300 general admission/VIP tickets $500.

VJ  Tonybuilt rolls in with a new queer bowling party, where $20 gets you unlimited lane time. Enjoy $2 off all cocktails. 7pm–midnight; free.

DJs  Steve Oliveri and Tony Cruz spin caliente beats and guys drink $4 Heinies and Long Island iced teas. 5:30pm; free before 8pm; $5 general admission.

DJ Sasstronica (of Chic and Sassy fame) and Samara Riviera bring their traveling drag party to Saturdays at the former Lavish Lounge. Expect the same tranny insanity in a new home. 10pm; $10.

Joe Fiore is bringing the bears to Rockbar’s new Sunday beer blast. Enjoy old-school rock, vintage videos and $3 Buds and $2PBRs. 3pm–midnight; free.

Tonight the dancers have pecs, not boobs, but there’s still lots of table dacing and champagne-room fun to be had. 2-for-1 drinks till 7pm. 5pm; cover varies.   N

Porno Bingo boy Will Clark celebrates his birthday at Splash’s eternally popular weekend-starter. DJ Randy Bettis, singer Inaya Day and down-and-dirty porn star Johnny Hazzard bring Will special presents. 10pm–6am; cover varies.

Jenny Rubin and Paul Case produce this gay chucklefest downstairs at Comix’s Ochi’s Lounge. This week, laugh your ass off to Shawn Hollenbach, Leah Dubie, Adam Sank, Richie Cohen, Duane Tragis and others. 9pm; free.

DJ Chip Duckett brings back the Pac-Man decade with tubular tunes and retro-drink prices before midnight. 10pm; $8.

A domineering materialistic southern woman vies for Christian of the Year even as she plans her son’s gay wedding. Mon, Fri–Sun at 8pm and Suns at 3pm. $26–$30.

Abigail Breslin and Alison Pill, the stars of the upcoming Broadway revival, join director Kate Whoriskey for a roundtable discussion. 5pm.

It’s hard to believe that DJ Victor Calderone is turning 43, but it’s true. The gay-friendly star spinner has been super-busy of late, but he’s celebrating the day with an Evolve party back on 28th Street at the former Crobar. 10pm–8am; $40.

Hip-hop sensation Kelis is in the house at Brandon L. Voss and Tony Fornabaio’s Saturday throwdown. DJ That Kid Chris spins on the main floor, DJ Keo Nozari pumps it up in the Triumph Room with Epiphany, and Lady Bunny takes care of the boys in the lounge. Open bar till 11pm. 10pm; $15 before midnight/$20 general admission.

It’s been around since before the first stroller hit Eighth Avenue, but the venerable Chelsea landmark is hosting its first leather contest tonight. Emcee Will Clark puts the men through their paces, with judge Mike Dreyden crowning the winner and singer Ron Perkov providing some sideline entertainment. 9pm; free.

mr.Black is back for one night only! The infamous promoter is teaming up with DooJee to bring us mixmaster DJs Dirt Crew and Todd Bodine. Heavy beats from DJs Holmar Filipsson, Nita, Honey Dijon and Alexander Technique round out the night. 10pm; $15 before midnight/$20 general admission. continue reading »

The queens in queens help the avian bar celebrate the big 1-1. Mimi Imfurst, Candy Samples and Vanessa Valtre perform, with drink specials going all night. 7pm; free.

A hit with her single, “Freed from Desire,” European pop-princess Gala returns to the States to perform tracks off her new album, Tough Love. Ernie Cote hosts and QxBxRx’s DJ A Martini spins. 11pm; $10.

Dame Edna Everage is coming up from Down Under to join cabaret star Michael Feinstein for a new musical-comedy show written by Feinstein and Christopher Durang. That’s some high-caliber talent right there. Mons–Sats at 8pm, Wed and Sat at 2pm; $76–$162.

Carmen Neely curates this queer-film showcase, which is screening James Baldwin: The Price of the Ticket, about the famed black gay writer. 2pm; $10.

It’s the last night in the life of perverted emperor Caligula (Ryan Knowles) and he’s going out with a bang, in this show that combines erotic arts, dance, theater and sideshow acts. Thu and Fri at 8pm, Sat at 8pm and 10pm through Apr 10. 8pm; $30.

Got something to get off your chest? Join drag dolly Dallas DuBois and DJ Robert Maril at 21st Century Life’s new tea dance in Hell’s Kitchen. If you didn’t have something to confess beforehand, you will after! 3pm–9pm; free.

M. Dickson, Scott Ryan, Karith Foster and other gay and gay-friendly comics join host Brad Loekle for a queer comedy showcase. Not laughing? See if a few $6 Cosmos don’t loosen your funny bone. 10pm.

The marvelous Mona Mour beguiles with her unique drag drama. We saw the girl do terrible things with a cucumber, so be prepared! 8pm; free.

Party into Monday with hosts Matty Maggiacomo, Joey Israel, Joey Murray and Epiphany DJ Xavier, go-go dancers, drink specials, photo booth antics and a crowd of “küties.” 9pm–1am; free.

Alberto and Fernando’s popular Latin night gets a reboot for 2010. DJ Nesto spins for Uptown boys and sexy go-go boys. It’ll be worth the trip on the 1 train. 10pm; free.

Are you looking to improve your wine knowledge but are kind of intimidated by hardcore oenologists? Well, you can learn about various varietals and vintages with other gay gourmands during Luis Rodriguez’s fun and friendly wine workshop. Cheers! $89; 3pm–5pm. continue reading »

Chillfest, Jersey City’s gay film series, screens Robert Cary’s nuanced drama about a troubled gay man (Chad Allen) who turns to an ex-gay ministry for salvation, but finds love with a fellow sinner (Robert Gant). Judith Light co-stars as a caring but misguided ex-gay educator. 4pm; $5 in advance/$8 general admission.

RuPaul’s Drag Race New York contestant Sahara Davenport channels our favorite musical divas in her new weekly show in Hell’s Kitchen. The night includes lip-synching, live singing, $7 Absolut cocktails and special guests. 10pm; free.

Celebrate eternally virile host Mike Dreyden’s birthday at this hirsute celebration. We’re talking $2 Bud Light drafts, 2-for-1 drinks till 9pm, a free buffet and visits from bearish porn star Ray Daniels and model Dru Bruin. Getting older doesn’t sound half-bad! 7pm; $5.

The legendary Barbara Herr hosts a Latin-tinged night with DJ Tony Cruz.  Herr performs at 11pm, with hot go-gos and $4 Cuba Libres and Coronas all night. 10pm; $5

Bebe Zahara Benet knows about courage (Hey, it takes balls to do drag in Camaroon!) So it’s fitting she’s hosting this gala fund-raiser for the International Gay & Lesbian Human Rights Commission. Awardees include UN AIDS director Michael Sidibé and congressman Barney Frank. March 15 from 6pm–8:30pm; $150.

Gusty Winds hosts this madcap game night, where contestants vie to win a $500 jackpot. Stick around afterward for those beefy go-go boys on the bar and DJ David Scott in the booth. 10pm; free.

Murray Hill and Linda Simpson are like a drag Sonny and Cher. Grab your balls as these two crack wise and oversee 15 rounds of Bingo, with prizes ranging from cruddy giveaways to theater tickets, booze and cold hard cash. 7:30pm–10pm; free.

Back from her journeys Down Under Peppermint tears up the stage and blows you—and your curfew—away with a lotta song-and-dance numbers and a little help from DJ T–Boy. 11pm; free.

Boylesque invades Splash as Go-Go Harder brings one-man-band Nunzio Sisto, trashy drag trollops, an all-male cabaret revue and DJ Susan Levine to 17th Street. Bring your own oddball act to the stage and you could win a big cash prize. Midnight; $5.

Belt out the best in diva ballads and classic rock—after drinking your weight at the bar, of course! Hostess Mimi Imfurst shares raunchy songs and plenty of shade on the way to the $100 prize. DJ Busted spins. 11pm; free.

Bryan Wilson and H. Alan Scott welcome Garry Hannon, Mona Mour and Grady to the Billyburg bar’s bimonthly chucklefest.  With well drinks a paltry $3, we can almost guarantee you’ll find these jokers hilarious. 9:30pm; free.

The divine Lady Jasmin gets Bronx boys in a lather at this weekly South-of-the-Border party. DJs Manny Styles and Dynasty spin hip-hop, reggae and Latin, while partiers down $5 top-shelf drinks till midnight. 10pm; free.

Judy Garland impersonator Tommy Femia is tackling the fictional star of Sunset Boulevard in his new comedy parody. Tues–Sats at 8pm and Sats and Suns at 3pm through Mar 28.

Apparently Beyoncé is Irish, because the ex-Sasha Fierce is the lady of the night, as DJs Sparber and Cazwell spin everything from Destiny’s Child to “Single Ladies” and “Video Phone.” The suggested dress is glamour green, which we’re sure host Jiggly Caliente will be sporting. Open vodka bar from 11pm–11:30pm. 10pm; free.

Chug down your Guinness and chow down on free corned beef and cabbage, potatoes and Irish bread at this St. Patrick’s Day celebration. 2pm; free.

DJ Marke spins an Irish jig (not really) at the West Village mainstay, where bar-goers can enjoy obscure Irish trivia, green-tinted shots, drink specials and great giveaways. 8pm; free.

Louisiana’s Bianca Del Rio has no qualms about reading you at her weekly game show, so you better bring it! DJ Steven Paul spin. 11pm; free.

One of the hottest parties of the winter is at this retro-futuristic hotel in Columbus Circle.  Ryan McKnight is getting all the kids to come out, including Jackie Birdy, Erickatoure Aviance and One Half Nelson, plus top DJ talents. 10pm; cover varies.

Will Clark’s birthday celebration reaches its pinnacle as porn stud Johnny Hazzard, scene queen Peppermint and DJ Randy Bettis, (who’s also celebrating a birthday) stop by. Bingo prizes include Channel 1 Releasing porn and tickets to The Glass Menagerie. Proceeds benefit the Sylvia Rivera Law Project. 8pm–10pm; free.

DJs Drew G and Mark have answered our prayers and resurrected this nasty-as-you-wanna-be humpday-buster. Enjoy cheap drinks and cheaper go-gos. 11pm; cover varies. continue reading »

DJ Marshall spins at Michael Cohen’s party at the second-floor speakeasy above Qdoba. Fashion fags and their hags drink and dance the night away. 10pm–4am; free. continue reading »

Chris Ryan and Jaymz Crow turn back the clock at their weekly retro dance night. DJ JonJon Battles pumps up the jams as Chaka-Khanvict goes over the borderline with $1 Jell-O shots and the crowd gets hungry like the wolf for $4 Sex On The Beach and vodka cranberry. 10pm; free.

Drag queen Tina Burner doesn’t have a Grammy, but she does rule the stage at Xes’ Wednesday-night singalong show. Just don’t blame us if your voice is shot on Thursday. 10pm; free.

The revamped lesbian hangout welcomes the boys tonight with Eddie R and Flotilla DeBarge. 9pm–2am; free.

Several couples—including two men on the down low—hold secrets that threaten the bonds of friendship, in Darryl Johnson’s new dramedy. Tues–Sat at 8pm, Sat at 3pm and Sun at 3pm and 7:30pm through Mar 7; $15–$30.