Features: The Big Pitch

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    Next Magazine
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    04/01/2011
    Simon van Kampen and Alex McCord

    We at Next Magazine are literally flooded with press releases and e-mails begging us to cover “the next big thing.” Rather than go through the torturous work of writing and reporting ourselves, we thought we’d let some of these folks speak for themselves. So we sent out a form letter. (It was either that or outsource it to India!) Enjoy!
     
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    Next Magazine
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    03/18/2011
    The Fabulous Beekman Boys

    We at Next Magazine are literally flooded with press releases and e-mails beggingus to cover “the next big thing.” Rather than go through the torturous work of writing and reporting ourselves, we thought we’d let some of these folks speak for themselves. So we sent out a form letter. (It was either that or outsource it to India!) Enjoy!
     
    ATTENTION:  Gay Persons and Middle Aged Housewives
     
     
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    03/04/2011
    Steven Reineke

     
    We at Next Magazine are literally flooded with press releases and e-mails begging us to cover “the next big thing.” Rather than go through the torturous work of writing and reporting ourselves, we thought we’d let some of these folks speak for themselves. So we sent out a form letter. (It was either that or outsource it to India!) Enjoy!
     
    ATTENTION: Judy Garland Fans continue reading »

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    Next Magazine
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    02/18/2011
    Winter Party Festival Beach Party, 2010

     
    We at Next Magazine are literally flooded with press releases and e-mails begging us to cover “the next big thing.” Rather than go through the torturous work of writing and reporting ourselves, we thought we’d let some of these folks speak for themselves. So we sent out a form letter. (It was either that or outsource it to India!) Enjoy!
     
    ATTENTION: Snow-Weary Bois and Grrrls continue reading »

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    02/04/2011
    Adam Koch and Bradford Louryk

     
    We at Next Magazine are literally flooded with press releases and e-mails begging us to cover “the next big thing.” Rather than go through the torturous work of writing and reporting ourselves, we thought we’d let some of these folks speak for themselves. So we sent out a form letter. (It was either that or outsource it to India!) Enjoy!
     
    Attention: JERKS! continue reading »

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    Next Magazine
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    01/21/2011
    Chus & Ceballos

    We at Next Magazine are literally flooded with press releases and e-mails begging us to cover “the next big thing.” Rather than go through the torturous work of writing and reporting ourselves, we thought we’d let some of these folks speak for themselves. So we sent out a form letter. (It was either that or outsource it to India!) Enjoy!
     
    ATTENTION: New Yorkers and Beyond!! continue reading »

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    01/07/2011
    Michelle Dupree

     
    We at Next Magazine are literally flooded with press releases and e-mails begging us to cover “the next big thing.” Rather than go through the torturous work of writing and reporting ourselves, we thought we’d let some of these folks speak for themselves. So we sent out a form letter. (It was either that or outsource it to India!) Enjoy!
     
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