Weekly Horoscopes

You’re comfortable being in charge but like having an authority to blame when things go wrong, or scapegoats when you don’t feel like taking responsibility. Side effects include brooding and childish behavior.

Competition ruffles your feathers and creates anxiety; just coasting is better. Being allowed to do what you want when you want ensures happy relationships. Sleeping in a day or two helps.

Every light on, TV going, laptop, smartphone and e-pad activated. The more blinking and beeping the better. There’s no such thing as over stimulation. Others seem confused but why stop now? Go for broke!

Bolting the door at the end of the day is a refreshing, comforting sound. Nobody can come in and nobody can get you. A DVR filled with shows to catch up on is heaven—as is the idea of sleeping, eventually.

Being involved in everyone’s affairs and telling others what, when and how to do is your cup of tea. Your wardrobe signifies what mood you’re in and signals to those around you that you mean business.

You prefer working behind the scenes, getting everyone else to do your dirty work. A cheap meal and a mediocre glass of wine is a guilty pleasure. Get home and organize those closets—they need it!

A comfortable moment is fleeting when worries arise about how the latest scheme may fall through. Try routes that are more honest. If you can’t afford it, don’t buy it. Take a stroll through simplicity.

Like public recognition? It depends on the reason—was it for a good deed or malevolent one? Laying low becomes a lonely place or only draws undesirables. Enlighten others to your philosophy.

Competitive arenas are your comfort zone—like your career and online dating. Each has its risks and rewards; know when to add moderation. Overwork and overplay have their sacrifices and consequences.

You like home, away from people, hustle and bustle. Doesn’t that get lonesome? If you answered “no!” then you truly are a die-hard Capricorn. You activate your “privacy settings” in real life, too.

Imaginary friends are the best friends you can have. They are loyal, listen to your elaborate ideas and always available. Real-life friends get complicated. But don’t end up like Vincent Price in house of wax.

Sheets pulled over head and someone to massage your feet: dreamtime trumps life any day. Just remember, that kind of dreaming isolates you from those who want to share dreams with you. So wake up!